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The Mane Tamer (Herbal Gentleman Beard Conditioner)

The Mane Tamer (Herbal Gentleman Beard Conditioner)

$26.00 USD
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Tame the chaos. Keep the wild.
Meet The Mane Tamer — your beard’s new best friend for softness, shine, and sanity. This creamy, small-batch conditioner hydrates and detangles without leaving your scruff greasy or limp.

Powered by BTMS-25, aloe vera, jojoba, argan, and oat protein, it smooths and strengthens while restoring your beard’s natural balance. The Herbal Gentleman scent — a clean, woodsy blend of rosemary, sage, cedarwood, and lime— smells like fresh forest air with a hint of rebellion.

✅ Silicone-Free
✅ Sulfate-Free
✅ Handcrafted in Small Batches

Scent: Herbal Gentleman · rosemary · sage · cedarwood · lime
Size: 6.8 fl oz / 200 mL

Softens scruff. Stops the sass.

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Aqua (Distilled Water)

Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice (Aloe Vera Juice)

Cetearyl Alcohol (and) Behentrimonium Methosulfate (BTMS-25 Conditioning Emulsifier from Rapeseed Oil)

Hydrolyzed Avena Sativa Protein (Hydrolyzed Oat Protein)

Glycerin (Vegetable Glycerin)

Panthenol (Pro-Vitamin B5 / D-Panthenol Powder)

Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil (Jojoba Oil)

Argania Spinosa Kernel Oil (Argan Oil)

Cetyl Alcohol (Fatty Alcohol Thickener)

Leuconostoc/Radish Root Ferment Filtrate (Leucidal® Natural Preservative)

Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Oil (Rosemary Essential Oil)

Salvia Sclarea (Clary Sage) Oil (Clary Sage Essential Oil)

Cedrus Atlantica (Cedarwood) Bark Oil (Cedarwood Essential Oil)

Citrus Aurantifolia (Lime) Peel Oil (Lime Essential Oil)

Citric Acid (pH Adjuster)

Ingredients That Work With Your Body, Not Against It

Aqua (Distilled Water) – Hydration base

Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice (Aloe Vera) – Soothing

Cetearyl Alcohol (and) Behentrimonium Methosulfate (BTMS-25) – Conditioning & Detangling

Hydrolyzed Avena Sativa Protein (Oat Protein) – Strengthening

Glycerin (Vegetable Glycerin) – Moisture lock

Panthenol (Pro-Vitamin B5) – Softening

Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil (Jojoba Oil) – Nourishing

Argania Spinosa Kernel Oil (Argan Oil) – Shine

Cetyl Alcohol (Fatty Alcohol) – Creamy texture

Leuconostoc/Radish Root Ferment Filtrate (Leucidal®) – Natural preservative

Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Oil (Rosemary EO) – Stimulating

Salvia Sclarea (Clary Sage) Oil (Clary Sage EO) – Balancing

Cedrus Atlantica (Cedarwood) Bark Oil (Cedarwood EO) – Grounding

Citrus Aurantifolia (Lime) Peel Oil (Lime EO) – Refreshing

Citric Acid (Citric Acid) – pH balance

How to Slap It On

After washing with Liberate the Funk, apply a small amount of conditioner to a damp beard.
Massage through from roots to ends, making sure every strand gets coated.
Leave on for 1–3 minutes to let those natural oils and proteins do their thing, then rinse thoroughly.
Use 2–3 times a week, or whenever your beard feels wild and rebellious.

Pro tip: Follow up with your favorite Slap A Hippie Beard Oil for the softest, most civilized scruff imaginable.